Smiley list ~~~~~~~~~~~ :-> humor variation. %-} humor variation. :-( sad. :-< sad variation. %-{ sad variation. :_) tongue in cheek :-! foot in mouth <:-) for dumb questions. (:-) for messages dealing with bicycle helmets. (8-) for messages dealing with owls. d:-) for messages dealing with baseball. d :-o hats off to your great idea q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards. @= for messages dealing with nuclear war. o>-<|= for messages of interest only to women. ~= a candle, to annotate flaming messages. oo for somebody's head-lights are on messages. ;-) say no more, nudge nudge. :-$ put your money where your mouth is >:-> leer ;-} leer? (terminal dependent) |-<> kissy face :-| man playing an harmonica O:-) for those innocent souls [:|] from a robot (or other appropriate AI project) :>) from someone with a big nose :<| from someone who attends an Ivy League school :%)% from someone with acne =:-) from a hosehead :-(*) from someone who is about to vomit :-)8 from someone who is well dressed 8:-) from a little girl :-)-{8 from a big girl #-) from someone who partied all night %-\ from someone hungover :-* from someone who just ate a sour pickle -:-) from someone who sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T :-'| from someone who has a cold :-)' from somone who tends to drool ':-) from someone who accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows 8:] from a gorilla (:)-) from someone wearing scuba mask P-) from someone getting fresh |-) from someone who is falling asleep .-) from someone with one eye :=) from someone with two noses :-D from someone who talks too much Miscellaneous: (-:|:-) Siamese twins :~/ Really mixed up the invisible man {:\/ sounds like a duck .\/ duck variation :-0 |:-O %+{ from the loser of a fight ___ / \ | RIP | |_____| from someone who is dead ------- Index #2 The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary -------------------------------- :-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. ;-) Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. :-( Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie. :-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). >:-> User just made a really devilish remark. >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones: (-: User is left handed %-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) User is drunk [:] User is a robot 8-) User is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) User wears normal glasses B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) User is a little girl :-)-8 User is a Big girl :-{) User has a mustache :-{} User wears lipstick {:-) User wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ User is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 User just made a wry statement :-* User just ate something sour :-)~ User drools :-~) User has a cold :~-( User is crying :~-) User is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ User is screaming :-# User wears braces :^) User has a broken nose :v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :<) User is from an Ivy League School :-& User is tongue tied. =:-) User is a hosehead -:-) User is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) :=) User has two noses +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office `:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side |-I User is asleep |-O User is yawning/snoring :-Q User is a smoker :-? User smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! (sticking out tongue) :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-X User's lips are sealed :-C User is really bummed <|-) User is Chinese <|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes :-/ User is skeptical C=:-) User is a chef @= User is pro-nuclear war *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet smilie 3:[ Mean Pet smilie d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator :-9 User is licking his/her lips %-6 User is braindead [:-) User is wearing a walkman (:I User is an egghead <:-I User is a dunce K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie @:-) User is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Smilie The invisible smilie .-) User only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( User just died 8 :-) User is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin Smilies Index #3 :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 smiley bland face :-! " :-@ smiley face screaming :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut :-% smiley banker :-6 smiley after eating something sour :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :-7 smiley after a wry statement 8-) smiley swimmer :-* smiley after eating something bitter :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-0 smiley orator smiley invisible man (:- unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face ):-) " ):-( unsmiley big-face )8-) scuba smiley big-face =:-) smiley punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) +:-) smiley priest :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed smiley :-t cross smiley :-i semi-smiley :-o smiley singing national anthem :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-] smiley blockhead :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle }:-) above in an updraft :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty smiley razzing you g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-l y. a. s. :-: mutant smiley :-\ undecided smiley :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley ;-) winking smiley :-< real sad smiley :-> y.a.s. :-z y.a.c.s. :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-v talking head smiley :v) left-pointing nose smiley :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-? smilely smoking a pipe .-] one-eyed smilely ,-} wry and winking 0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) :-=) older smiley with mustache :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :< midget unsmiley :> midget smiley }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame |-) hee hee O |-) net.religion |-D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo X-( net.suicide :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets |-P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-)X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I egghead @:I turban 8-) glasses B-) horn-rims 8:-) glasses on forehead :-8( condescending stare ;-) wink >:-< mad Midget Smilies A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies. (I prefer these, as the "real" smilie has no nose anyway) :) Midget smilie :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend =) Variation on a theme... :} What should we call these? (what?) :) Happy :> what? :@ what? :D Laughter :I Hmmm... :( Sad :[ Real Downer :< what? :{ what? :O Yelling :C what? :Q what? :,( Crying [] Hugs and :* Kisses |I Asleep |^o Snoring :-( Drama :-) Comedy :-o Surpise 8-| Suspense :- Male >- Female |-O Birth 8-# Death 8 Infinity And a few I've seen, not listed above: o/ raised hand \o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?) _\\// Vulcan salute ( o ) ( o ) hooters Some people on America Online are using unrotated smilies: ^L^ happy ^(^ " variation @l@ too many hours at terminal *L* blotto ^)^ ^(^ two people talking For use in realtime chats: ::Denotes an action by sender:: ::poof:: ::Eating pizza:: (Denotes thinking out loud to oneself or annotation to comments) (oh) (now I see it) A wrd correction to previous send: Wrd = word [name] = Hug {name} warm fuzzy hug LOL = Laughing Out Loud OTF = On The Floor (Laughing) ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing AFK = Away From Keyboard BAK = Back At Keys BRB = Be Right Back NIFOC = Nude In Front Of Computer Still more smilies: :-d~ submitter smokes heavily Q:-) submitter is a new grad (-: submitter is Australian M:-) submitter is saluting (symbol of respect) 8) submitter is a frog B) submitter is a frog who is wearing sunglasses 8P submitter is a bullfrog and it's mating season 8b ditto |) submitter is a salamander :8) submitter is a pig 3:-o submitter is a cow :3-< submitter is a dog pp# submitter is a cow pq`#' submitter is a bull }. submitter is an elephant `\ +O:-) submitter is the pope. C=:-) submitter is the Galloping Gourmet =):-) submitter is Uncle Sam =|:-) submitter is Abe Lincoln 4:-) submitter is George Washington 5:-) submitter is Elvis Presley 7:-) submitter is Fred Flintstone submitter is Helen Keller :/7) submitter is Cyrano de Bergerac >:*) submitter is Bozo the Clown #:o+= submitter is Betty Boop _:^) submitter is an Indian >>-O-> submitter is Gen. Custer 8(:-) submitter is Walt Disney >:^( submitter is a headhunter (Amazon style) -=#:-) submitter has wizard status (: (=| submitter is going to be a ghost for Halloween... =:-H submitter plays for NFL (V)=| submitter is a pacman champion M-),:X),:-M submitter sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil C):-O C):-O C):-O C):-O submitter is a barbershop quartet >:-( is sick and tired of reading this nonsense ;^? has punched out for submitting sexist article |-O is bored by the article that you submitted *-) is was shot for the last posting ~~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal 8-O has taken too many nodoz to work on thesis L:-) just graduated $-) just won the lottery :-@ is extremely angry :-)' tends to drool :-o is shocked B-)-[< is wearing sunglasses and swimming trunk :-# has been punched in the mouth R-) has broken glasses :-7 talks out of side of mouth %') finished fifth of lunch :-(O) is yelling . . | is lying down |:-) has heavy eyebrows {:-) has new hair style {:-{)} has new hair style, mustache and beard (:-) has no hair :~) has ugly nose (needs nose job) :-E has major dental problems C:-) has large brain capacity :-) has mohawk |:-| is excessively rigid :-))) is very overweight ._) suffers from Lorentz contractions :-G- smokes cigarettes :-p~ smokes heavily \:-) wears a french hat ]:-> is The Devil 8=:-) is a chef $-) is a yuppie {{-}}} is a refugee from the '60's 0-) is a cyclops :<() is an African tribesman <:-) is a Vietnamese peasant (unlikely) =:-) is a hosehead _____ is a computer |O-O| |:::| Animals: :V woodpecker ) Cheshire cat. 3:-o cow ~~~~8} snake Well hope you enjoy the list of smileys... Paul Martineau K279371@Pavo.concordia.Ca